Looking for some last minute Christmas/Festivus items for the holiday season? Well, I’m not doing that for you, you know why? Cause I don’t have time to go over your needs. However, if I were rich, here is what I would get each of TheGuys for Christmas, because it’s really only the thought that counts, and that is exactly why I’m only thinking about these things. And if I were thinking about sending a backhanded gift, well, here we go!
Bryan McBournie: Matt Cassel official Detroit Lions jersey
What better way to say “#### you” than the jersey that Cassel will be wearing getting beat up in Detroit next year? Why is this so cruel? Because while Cassel is busy becoming part of the 50-yard line in Ford Field, a post-injury, 32-year old Tom Brady will be leading a very pedestrian Patriots’ attack in 2009.
Accompanying this will be one of the 19-0 Patriots’ t-shirts available on eBay.
Rick Snee: Washington Redskins vacuum cleaner
Simply put, in the post-Bill Clinton era in Washington, they could only find one thing that sucks more than the Redskins. Plus, Snee is a homebody these days who enjoys baking cookies, doing the dishes and waiting to pop out a kid while Julie brings home the bacon.
Merry Christmas Junior!
Chris Taylor:12-month Vince Young full action calendar, while he’s on the bench
Only because I get a chuckle out of the fact that the most action Young gets these days is in Madden 08.
Top five games you can bet on next week:
5. San Diego Chargers over Denver Broncos
Hate to say I told you so, ALRIGHT! Chargers by a touchdown.
4. Philadelphia Eagles over Dallas Cowboys
Fully expect Dallas’ season to go down the crapper with a thud at Philly. Eagles by 10.
3. Indianapolis Colts over Tennessee Titans
The Titans have nothing to play for, while the Colts are trying to keep their string of consecutive 12-win seasons alive. Colts by 14.
2. Minnesota Vikings over New York Giants
Another case of a team that has nothing to play for against a team with everything to play for. 31-21 Vikings.
1. Green Bay Packers over Detroit Lions
We are on the cusp! We are about to witness history. If this game is blacked out in any market, I’m really going to be pissed. Lions go out with a bang, lose 63-0.
Last week: 4-1
The season: 47-28
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5. Carolina Panthers (11-4)
A game they really needed. Now the Panthers can finish as low as the fifth seed in the NFC playoff picture.
4. Pittsburgh Steelers (11-4)
Not gonna knock a team that lost to the best team record-wise in the NFL. PIttsburgh had a rough slate this year, but still could’ve used homefield.
3. Indianapolis Colts (11-4)
If Peyton Manning is not the MVP this year, then I don’t want to know who is. He has single-handidly led this team to one of it’s finest seasons ever. In addition I think that Manning deserves the MVP for best commercials, CUT THAT MEAT!!!
2. New York Giants (12-3)
Goes to show what they can’t do without Brandon Jacobs and without Plaxico Burress, but what they can do with Jacobs and without Burress.
1. Tennessee Titans (13-2)
Looked sharp on Sunday, but something about this team just can’t be trusted.