Apparently winning the most miraculous playoff game this side of David Tyree doesn’t get you very far with John Elway. Sorry Tim Tebow, but your upcoming Zac Efron movie “Fourth and God” will have to be filmed in something other than a Broncos jersey.
Peyton Manning’s arrival in Denver bought Elway out of a public relations nightmare that was Tebowmania. And yet she’s the bigger question of where we can expect clipboard Jesus to arrive next. And really the only logical spot is Miami. Why? Because Elway is literally that cruel.
What better way to screw over the QB that made your job a nightmare than by sending him to the organization whose biggest accomplishment in the last 10 years is coming out with orange jerseys.
No running game, no wide-outs and an ownership that includes J-Lo. If God really is on Tebow’s side, it would literally be a hilarious way to show it.