Eating a salad through your nose

We’ve all heard the stories about how in this economy, bartering for goods and services is on the rise, but remember, try not to use this on police officers.

Police say a 33-year-old woman in Utah approached an undercover officer wanting to buy some cocaine. However, she did not have a whole lot of cash on her, so she offered $2 and a salad from Olive Garden in a to-go box. (It should be noted that in Utah, to-go Olive Garden salads are traded on the stock market.)

Apparently, those hardasses in Utah feel that soliciting a police officer for illegal drugs is some sort of crime, and the woman was arrested. No word on who ended up eating the salad.