Economic revitalization, one doody at a time

Poop. Frack. Frick. Doody. Gee whiz. Gosh darn.

Unless you happen to have a lot of Andrew Jacksons in your wallet at all times while you’re in Middleborough, Massachusetts, get used to saying those words rather than their more … salacious cousins. Police Chief Bruce Gates has proposed that 20 dollar tickets be issued to people caught using vulgarities in public as a way to enforce a quality of life and cut back on noise pollution. Friend of the guys Paul Healey has officially been banned from a city.

Crap.

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