Escape to L.A.

It’s spring time, and that means it’s time to get assaulted with two things: pollen and animals we hoped were vanquished by the winter.

In Los Angeles, a man learned the hard way that texting and walking is not only rude, but it could get you killed. Reports of a black bear on the loose prompted a news helicopter to take to the air and track down the beast (it’s L.A., the only journalism they do is airborne). The chopper captured a man walking out of his house, looking at his phone, only to be faced with a bear. He turns and runs (which is experts don’t recommend), and somehow makes it out alive.

The bear was apprehended and brought in for questioning.