Even hipster flirting is ironic

Are you single? If you’re reading this blog, there’s a pretty good chance that you are. So, if you’re not scoring a date with James O’Keefe, The Guys are back with some more dating advice for you: Silly Bandz.

Sure, you may know them as those cheap rubber bracelet things, popular with kids under 12, that when you take them off make their own shape, but now they are all the rage with adult singles! That is, all the rage with singles in New York, a city that oozes class from its toaster-sized rats to its citizens pleasuring themselves on park benches.

Go out, buy yourself some Silly Bandz, then go meet someone at a bar and give them not just your number, but one of the three dozen Silly Bandz on your arm! They will definitely remember you.

(Gents: Give girls the penis-shaped ones, they’ll love it!)