Even security problems are cuter in Canada

Imagine you live in Canada, and what’s worse, you have to be on time for your flight at 5:40 a.m. or whatever the conversion rate is these days. Now imagine that your early-morning flight is cancelled because there is a cat running loose on the plane.

That’s exactly the nightmare that several Air Canada passengers lived yesterday. Their flight was grounded because a cat got loose and was hiding in the cockpit. There’s no way to know if it was trying to go after the bird/bat that has been stowing away on flights recently.

They don’t have air marshals up there like we do here in civilization, so authorities were powerless to stop the feline, which refused to make any demands.