Scientists in Australia (yeah, that’s funny for us to say too) have come out with a new study (it must be that time of the month) proclaiming that, for those of us after the first quarter of our life, for every hour that you spend watching television, you become approximately 21 to 22 minutes closer to death. Mind you, this closer to simply sitting around being the problem rather than just television, but the comparison to cigarettes is of course made in the study.
As such, SG would like to bring to mind other things that will kill you:
- Bears
- Transvestite sharks
- The ire of a drunken baboon
- A rabid wheel of cheese that has been infused with gamma radiation
- Tom from Myspace if you mention Mark from Facebook
- Nickelback