http://seriouslyguys.com Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:14:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Australia takes yachting very seriously. Since they are an island nation, they are all about boating whenever they get the chance. This means there are strict laws when it comes to boating, including trying to suckle a yacht. This is somewhat of a rare crime, it has not happened since the ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/20/suckle-on-a-harpoon-baby-whale/ There's one thing we don't see enough of anymore: public spankings. It's getting to the point where we almost believed that kids aren't hit at all anymore. What happened to the good old days where it wasn't just a parent's responsibility, but the duty of any elected or appointed officials, shop ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/20/finally-a-sense-of-accomplishment/ In Chicago, five teens were arrested for breaking into a video game store. Two of the five might have escaped successfully if they were smart enough to avoid the cops, but instead they asked the officers for a ride home. Looks like the kindergarten entry exam wasn't the only test ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/20/and-on-the-left-youll-see-our-darwinism-exhibit/ A New Zealand court will allow adult film stars tp ride motorcycles topless (the women) through the streets of Wellington, the country's largest city. Last year, more than 800,000 people showed up for a similar show, which more or less makes the whole thing not so offensive to the public. New ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/20/boobs-on-bikes-yes-we-said-it/ Not helping their own cause, the animals have started making their fight against humans a bit too obvious these days. From suspected llamas causing car crashes to now a monkey trying to evade Tokyo police for almost two hours, it appears we have hit these bastards where it hurts. The monkey ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/20/monkey-see-monkey-run/ I want my childhood back. No, this isn't one of those "my mommy and daddy didn't give me enough love, so I started a nu metal band" kind of stories. This is a "I was watching television the other day and saw people competing, and being rewarded for jumping on ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/19/eat-my-sports-trampoline/ According to a survey in Monday's Archives of Surgery, 57 percent of 1,000 surveyed adults believe in divine intervention: in this case, that God will step in and save dying patients. OK, well, why stop at surgery? According to many of these same true believers, God isn't just a doctor, but ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/19/a-religious-experiment/ ... we barbecuers of the world still win. I call dibs on the body of the loser! Boxing is serious business. Worldwide, it's highly marketable-just ask Coca-cola and Pepsi. The two soda giants have set up camp and attempted to sink their claws into the newest hot boxer, Worapoj Phetkum. Yes Alex, ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/19/no-matter-who-loses/ We all know that we are at war with animals, but did you know that in Kansas it is illegal to be a llama? Yes, finally a state has stepped up where the federal government has not, in declaring illegal the state of being an animal, quieting adding species after ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/19/suspected-llama-causes-accident-probably-on-purpose/ Sure, some of us think as Sylvester Stallone as that beefy dude with the bandana that killed a lot of people, or as that over the hill boxer with the creepy trainer. Now Stallone is headed back to Russia ... to advertise vodka! In a deal worth $1 million, Stallone will ... http://seriouslyguys.com/2008/08/19/rambooze/