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		<title>Take it home, canoodlers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just in case you weren&#8217;t sure, nobody wants to see you kiss. And Dubai isn&#8217;t gonna put up with your cutesy public displays of affection anymore.
Also, quit holding hands. You look like you&#8217;re eight when you cross the street together.
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		<title>The contents of the sky are falling! The contents of the sky are falling!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Julie Knight of Coxley, England came home to a gruesome just horrible sight. More than 100 dead and injured starlings had fallen out of the sky and onto her property.
It&#8217;s just such a horrible thing to happen. Truly.
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals were unable to determine the cause of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Revolver Door: Repeat-offender firearms</title>
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It appears the Pentagon shooting could have been prevented.
According to law enforcement officials, the officers were shot by guns with a previous criminal history. Unfortunately, thanks to Tennessee and other states&#8217; lax gun laws, the handguns were back out on the street, waiting to be bought legally by some guy, who would carry them so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seriouslyguys.com/2010/03/15/revolver-door-repeat-offender-firearms/</link>
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		<title>What is this &#8216;Lowenbrau,&#8217; anyway?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[About 80 years ago, the U.S. was not allowed to drink. Special interest groups, coupled with women, convinced the government to ban alcohol. Unfortunately, laws that existed back then are still in effect in some states.
In Pennsylvania, some bars were raided for not having properly licensed beer. The problem: the names on the state&#8217;s registry [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seriouslyguys.com/2010/03/15/what-is-this-lowenbrau-anyway/</link>
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		<title>Why China names years after animals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s so they know which animals to kill under mysterious circumstances.
Not 10, not 12, but 11 rare Siberian tigers have died within a three month period in one Chinese zoo.
(There are so many f#%ked up factors in that sentence that we ran out of special characters to call attention to every single one of them.)
According [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seriouslyguys.com/2010/03/12/why-china-names-years-after-animals/</link>
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		<title>Lava more efficient for building than water</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A 168-mile-long channel near Mars&#8217; Ascraeus Mons volcano wasn&#8217;t created by water as scientists have previously thought. New high-resolution images suggest that this trench was created by molten lava. DUM DUM DUMMMMMM!!!
What does this mean for the search for water on Mars? We&#8217;re hoping it means all the martians have been burned to death by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Romance and handcuffs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s sort of spring outside, live is in bloom. And when what is the most romantic country in the world? Germany, of course. (Half credit if you said France.) The German language itself oozes romance, despite not actually being a romantic language. HA! Word play!
Somewhere in Germany, a woman awoke to the sound of someone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MasterChugs Theater: &#8216;American Ninja&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Annnnnnd we&#8217;re back.
See, we gave you a special edition of MasterChugs Theater last week in order help celebrate the birthday of SeriouslyGuys. But now, it&#8217;s back to the grind. Quality movies like you wouldn&#8217;t believe, and with the recent Oscar season having ended so soon, that shouldn&#8217;t be too hard at all. I mean, look [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seriouslyguys.com/2010/03/11/masterchugs-theater-american-ninja/</link>
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		<title>Correlation vs. causation and your priest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations on your recent adoption of a Catholic priest! Millions of people worldwide have made your choice in religious leader adoption, many because of the ease of care priests require:

Priests do not eat large meals. In fact, you can feed them the same bland diet of crackers and wine if you convince them there are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seriouslyguys.com/2010/03/11/correlation-vs-causation-and-your-priest/</link>
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		<title>&#8216;I see fat people&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Australian scientists claim they&#8217;ve stumbled upon a sixth sense &#8211; but not the kind where you become Haley Joel Osment and end up having a movie career that goes nowhere. No, researchers down under have found a new flavor sense: fat.
It&#8217;s more or less a well known fact that fat is an excellent vehicle for [...]]]></description>
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