Fighting the Wars on Animals, Poverty

Geese are one of the deadliest foes mankind has ever faced. Fortunately, they are also one of the tastiest. To make sure the dastardly geese no longer threaten our planes, New York airports are going to start killing off flocks.

What’s better is that they are then taking the carcasses and shipping them to Pennsylvania, where they will be fed to the homeless, presumably after being plucked and cooked. Why Pennsylvania? The discerning tastes of the New York homeless must not enjoy goose.