Folks, you don’t have to be in the water to be in danger when you’re out on a lake. Sure, it may seem like the only danger is beneath the surface, but a teen in Arkansas found out otherwise.
Seth Russell is 15, he apparently enjoys the outdoors. For that, our enemies saw fit to attack young Seth. He was on an inner tube being towed by a boat, when out of nowhere, a big fish, suspected of being a silver Asian carp, jumped out of the water and hit him in the face, knocking him unconscious and breaking his jaw.
“He doesn’t remember anything at all,” the boy’s mother, Linda Russell, said last week. “He was laughing, and the next thing he remembers, he is waking in a hospital.”
Just plain horrible.
And apparently, this species of carp is hitting people left and right. This means that we need to go after these (Arkans)Asian fish and have us some sushi. Revenge, after all, is a dish best served cold, raw and wrapped in seaweed.