Floridian swamp land realtors are waiting anxiously

Carnies, your treasure person awaits! Science has officially found the world’s stupidest person-Janella Spears, come on down!

For the Nigerian prince readers, allow me to translate:

Gretings! You ar now reding a stoyr abut a wummun and hir abilty to loose money. Like, a lot fo it. Despite poorly wurded emayls lik tihs artickle, even wons from “Presedent Bush, the Prince of Nigeerea, and Teh direckter of TEH FBI”, she still gave four hundrad thousind dollurs to a scammer. What a rooob.