Monday, February 21, 1848
Karl Marx: ladies man
London, UK: Karl Marx, 30, is the most eligible bachelor in London this season! The young bachelor has just published The Communist Manifesto, which we haven’t read yet but presume to be a gripping mystery/thriller like the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Marx was born in Prussia in 1818, but left to help lead a revolution against the French. Anyone who helps maim French people can’t be bad, right ladies?