Frosty’s a dead man

Frosty the Snowman is known in childrens’ lore as a folk hero of sorts, magically coming to life and showing kids what fun there is to be had outside. Even though so is not related to any one holiday, Frosty is associated heavily with Christmas. All he ever did was take some kids jaywalking, and for some reason we sing about him.

One Illinois bus driver had had enough. Recently, when the Midwest got walloped with a winter storm, someone made a snowman in the middle of a road. Frosty was up to his law-flouting ways once again. Captured on YouTube, the bus driver swerved at the snowman and destroyed him.

Now that bus driver is without a job, because apparently his bosses love snowmen — and buses that stay in their lanes.