Gator Alley is in Manhattan

For years, the tabloids tried to warn us. They told us that there were massive alligators living in the sewers of New York City, until the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles proved them wrong. But now, it may really be happening.

Recently, small alligators have been found around the greater NYC area, some showing up at stores, some showing up in Brooklyn, and some on Long Island. With this recent rash of gator-related incidents, all we know is this: the leader of Al-Igator is near, and we must be wary for an attack at any time.