These days the old scripture on dried pieces of parchment just isn’t hacking it. Everybody has to update and go digital at some point, that includes you too, God. That’s why the widely rejected parts of the Bible the Dead Sea Scrolls are being updated into a modern, readable text.
By copying the scrolls into a digital format, it makes the writing much easier to read, it even features a scrolling option! Ba-zing.
This story brought to you amidst unconfirmed reports that the Bible will be online as soon as it updates it’s Shockwave settings.