Golf tees really are that powerful

We rarely see two major issues merge (but we’re hoping the War on Animals and the War on Christmas will combine when rabid squirrels jump out of someone’s tree this year). Today, we have a momentous occasion: the War on Animals and Booze News have met.

In Australia, a rum company is taking some heat from species traitors because of a recent commercial we find to be in the highest echelons of taste. Long story short, an alligator blows up, thanks to the sage advice of the founders of the rum company. Watch the video, it will make more sense.

We salute Bundaberg Rum for its pro-war propaganda that also makes them money. If we ever make it to the land down under, it’s rum for us!