Great, thanks for the advice

At some point recently, former president Bill Clinton called Tiger Woods to show support for the famous golfer as he deals with his sex scandal and goes through rehab. This has to be on par with getting an inspirational call from former Washington, D.C. mayor Marion Barry as you get sentenced for prison time on drug charges.

Generally, getting a call from someone who is no stranger to the sort of horndoggery that you are now trying to get shed may not be the most inspirational call.

Clinton: “Hey, Tiger, how’s it going?”

Tiger: “Um, not great sir.”

Clinton: “Any hot nurses at that rehab facility you’re at?”

Tiger: “I’m really trying not to think in those terms.”

Clinton: “Well, I wish you the best of luck. When you get out, we’ll go hit the town, or whatever kids are calling it these days. One love.” *click*