The United States is typically known as a country that is not afraid to whip it out and compare with any other country, but its men might be less manly than they used to be. For example, a recent study found that one in four men–a quarter of the adult dude population–take a stuffed animal with them on a trip.
This basically means that if you head out on a business trip with four of your male coworkers, odds are that one of them will be sleeping with a teddy bear that night. This information is shocking, and it certainly does not help our standing with the rest of the world. The Russians, who have Vladimir Putin and his whale hunting to look up to as an example of machismo, may get this news and see it as a sign of weakness. Before long, they’ll be ready to start up the Cold War again.
Men: Leave the stuffed animals at home, unless you want the Russians to nuke us.
If I flew more often, I fear that I’d probably be listed as said “stuffed animal.”
Real Dolls don’t count as stuffed animals, right? I mean, at least not until they’re in use.
So, which one of the four Guys is it?
I’m guessing Schools has a 2004 edition Johnny Damon, whose full beard he strokes as he cries himself to sleep.
I heard it’s McBournie. Every time he types the phrase, “Where’s your Steve Jobs now!?” he reaches over to his Steve Jobs doll and says, “Right here, right where he belongs.”
Rick, we all know you snuggle up a stuffed, muscular arm when you’re away from home.