Have you forgotten breast cancer?

We were on pace to finally eradicate breast cancer. We only needed to make a few things more pink and our awareness would have hammered the death nail through the scourge of breast-having Americans.

But, no! Some of you are tired of all the pink.

To change this, The Guys will tar and feather Alan Jackson with flamingo feathers so that he, too, will turn a tidy pink profit this October.