Ho ho whole lot of time to kill

It’s the Christmas season, which is the only time of year it is socially-acceptable to dress up in a Santa suit. The Guys don’t take this lightly. We believe it is perfectly fine to dress up like Santa Claus, as long as you are with several hundred of your closest friends who also happen to enjoy dressing up like Father Christmas.

For example, in Maine, Santas get together and all go skiing on the same day. It’s like any other day in Maine, because there’s nothing else going on up there, but this time you get to wear that special costume you’ve been working on all year!

Don’t live in Maine? Neither do we. But chances are where ever you live, you’ll be within driving distance to Santarchy, where, you guessed it, people dress up in their best Santa suit, congregate in a public area, and, well, act really jolly. Here in Washington, D.C., the Chris Kringles will be taking over on Saturday. I have already taken it upon myself to alert the Secret Service.

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