We’ve been warning you about animals for years now. They’re out to get us, and regardless of what you think of the cartoon version of “Charlotte’s Web,” pigs are probably the worst of the lot. But nooooooooooooooo, nobody listens to us. Not even you, Florida. Which is exactly why a 200-pound hog attacked a Florida woman in her backyard.
There’s a reason we make these bastards into bacon.