Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
So, a man walks into a tiger cage … and gets badly hurt. Bad joke? Real life can be that way.
A man snuck into the Calgary Zoo early in the morning with a friend. He then scaled the fence and climbed into an exhibit with Siberian tiger. Because, y’know, that must be a smart idea in Canada or something. Anyone from The Great North know what “Hey ya’ll, watch this” translates into?
People, we’re in a war. If you’re going to turn yourself into a martyr, then at least bring some bombs or something with you.
“Hey y’all, watch this!!!” That would loosely translate into, “Hey hoser, check this one out, ‘Eh!!!”
I am of the same province as this half wit, (doesn’t really say much for me huh)BUT, that being said, deciding to have a party with a caged feline that’s heavier than your average life-time truck driver and probably 10 times mores surly doesn’t exactly rate in my “Top 5 list of s*#t to do before I die”!!! Obviously a. Fine example of “Survival of the fittest”