Looks like we know what the animals’ strategy is for this year. They want to confuse us and cause friendly fire.
It first happened less than a month ago, but the latest incident confirms our suspicions. A Florida man and his girlfriend were on a hunting trip relaxing in their tent when they heard something rustling in the bushes. The man grabbed his .30 caliber rifle and shot, thinking he hit a hog. He then went outside to search, unsure if the beast went down or not. When he heard more rustling in the bushes, he fired again.
The problem was that this time it was his girlfriend, shot through both legs. The girlfriend had somehow left the tent without him noticing, she was probably lured out by the beast itself. The woman is expected to be OK, but remember folks, in the War on Animals, there’s only one question to ask before you shoot: Is my target human?
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