I think our country is loco

A few years ago, Patton Oswalt created a bit based off of the KFC Famous Bowls. On his most recent album, he updated the bit, stating that KFC announced that the Famous Bowls were their most successful selling product ever. He wept for our nation.

Now, I weep for our nation, as Taco Bell has announced that their Doritos Locos Tacos is the largest and most successful product launch for the company ever. This is just a scant two months after their launch. Just what is the sales number for an item to qualify for such characteristics?

100 million. As in number sold.

What is wrong with you people? Why do you eat such items? Someone needs to wipe my wet eyes with their cheese-powder dusted fingers.