I’ll have an orange mocha frappaccino with a twist of my arm and my leg

Starbucks, long known for being the hottest spot to overspend for burnt coffee and reasonably priced $17.50 John Legend albums, is now hiking up their prices for “labor intensive drinks.”

We know that life is so tough that you have to express yourself with your Wiccan tattoo on your forearm, along with your Buddy Holly glasses and holier than thou attitude, but now we have to pay for your lifestyle? Lame.