Hey there people! Have you been sitting around and thinking “whatever it is I’m eating, this glop just isn’t up to my standards.” Are you the type of person who needs a little extra spice in your life? YOU WANT….THAIIIIII?
Then ladies and gentlemen, do we have a news bite for you! Researchers at Warwick University (not affiliated with Wicket or Willow) have bequeathed the title of “world’s hottest pepper” to the Naga Viper, reportedly 300,000 points hotter than the previous crown-bearer, the ghost chili.
But wait, there’s more! The Naga Viper, as claimed by its creator, Gerald Fowler, is hot enough to strip paint. Bryan McBournie is already in training to build up immunity to yet another potential pepper spray.