IM IN UR HATCHERY, EATIN ALL UR FISHES

SG News Flash: It seems a young harbor seal got a whiff of fresh fish and followed the scent to the biggest feast of her life.

Because, you know, living in the sea, they never get fish. Ever. Which is why they should totally eat ours.

Regrettably, this story is neither about the singer or a manly man from the Navy.