Protip: Gasoline is not Energon.
Protip: If you decide to drink gasoline, your IQ probably won’t drop but so low. After all, it’s not as if it’s incredibly high to begin with.
Protip: Keeping a child hydrated is very expensive, and even more so these days with rising gas prices.
Protip: If a child stumbles in a house smelling as if they’ve kissed a gas pump, he or she probably has.
Protip: If your child is drinking lighter fluid, that’s not exactly a good sign to begin with.