It’s happened to everyone: you spend some time drafting a really important email, and just after you send it, you realize there’s an embarrassing mistake. The Utah State Bar knows what that feels like. The Utah State Bar sent out an email reminder about its spring convention, which starts tomorrow, and apparently still has room … Continue reading Utah bar association emails boobs
One of the oldest traditions in humanity is the older generation worrying about the younger generation, and complaining that they are ruining everything. It doesn’t take much to see that it’s just the fear of being replaced that drives it, but maybe this one time Millennials really are ruining something good. According to a new … Continue reading Are Millennials killing boobs?
For at least the past 500 years, breasts have received support through the wearing of brassieres. But, what if breasts have become overdependent on that support to the point where they have lost all ability to support themselves. What if what seemed like a good idea is just creating a welfare state of freeloading boobs? … Continue reading Lifting your breasts by the boobstraps
Finally, a protest we can almost get behind! A Houston mom decided that she had had enough of being told what to do by Target employees. “Stop running away with those pretzels,” “this line is closed,” “you can’t buy that because we don’t have it in stock,” “put away your fun-bags” and other commands had … Continue reading How about Occupy Those Boobs, AMIRITEGIZE?
Hey, celebrities! Think you’re doing enough to get children to drink milk by appearing with a simple milkstache? Think again: 100 percent organic. Your move, Hollywood.
And we’re back. It seems the United Kingdom’s obsession with boob juice knows no limits. First, they tried to make ice cream from breast milk, now, they’re making cows that can produce “human” breast milk. That’s right, they are taking an animals whose milk we already drink, and making them produce milk that is similar … Continue reading Cows with boobs
Yesterday I had an experience that transported me back in time. I am not talking about the kind of taking you back in time when you hear a song you remember from high school. I am talking about like medieval kind of back in time. I went to the Maryland Renaissance Festival. Having never gone … Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Modern day boobs look much better
A Florida teenager was allegedly attacked and robbed by four topless women, who left him $100 poorer. Frankly, this blog is just not sure at all regarding what exactly he’s complaining about. I mean, there are a whole lot of people (possibly his parents, even) who pay a heckuva lot more for that kind of … Continue reading Male whippersnappers don’t like boobs
A New Zealand court will allow adult film stars tp ride motorcycles topless (the women) through the streets of Wellington, the country’s largest city. Last year, more than 800,000 people showed up for a similar show, which more or less makes the whole thing not so offensive to the public. New Zealanders are known for … Continue reading ‘Boobs on Bikes’–yes, we said it
It’s October, so everyone’s wearing pink to raise awareness of breast cancer and encourage donations to charities for it. And why not? Of all body parts, boobs may be the most highly rated. You certainly see more of them in entertainment than penises, even on some porn stars with penises. But, there’s another important bit … Continue reading Wearing pink to protect coral reefs
