In the future, we won’t have to worry about beer being shipped from point A to point B (even though we all love a beer truck accident). It will just come out of the pipes. We’re pleased to tell you that the future is here, but only in a certain part of Germany. If you’re … Continue reading Germany builds beer pipeline because Germany
It’s an old trope in movies and TV shows that a cop shows up to a bachelorette party and is mistaken for a stripper. But what happens when it’s the other way around? In Frankfurt, Germany, was in a state of panic on Saturday night when reports came in from the red light district of … Continue reading Stripper cop causes panic in Germany
Germans love to talk about the superiority of their beer. Some of it’s good, some of it’s just like the cheap stuff we have here, but somehow a little more European. Germany looks down on the craft beer revolution here in America, but now we have their secret ingredient: weed killer. Last week, an environmental … Continue reading U.S. way behind Germany in beers containing weed killer
The issue of immigration is a complicated one, fraught with legitimate concerns on both sides. Only one side, however, believes in building walls and using the military to keep barbarian hordes out, though. And, when it comes to the ongoing North African refugee crisis in Europe — Britain, Germany is looking your way. No matter what your … Continue reading When Germany thinks you’re a little racist, damn
Remember those six months QR codes were hot? Apparently they’re still a thing in Germany, and they’re making ketchup sexy again. A man scanned the QR code on his bottle of ketchup to learn more about a contest Heinz had going on. He was surprised when it turned out that the code led him to … Continue reading Even ketchup is kinky in Germany
If owning Eva Braun’s panties isn’t for you, perhaps you’d like some Nazi hootch. A restauranteur is claiming to have found secret cellar holding cognac and champagne that belonged to Adolf Hitler and his staff. Silvio Stelzer says that the booze was moved out of Berlin in 1944 for safer storage in a palace in … Continue reading Drunk with power: Nazi booze found in Germany
Back in the 1940s, the world wasn’t sure if German people would ever get back to wearing shorts with suspenders and just being all-around adorable. So, when the Allied powers began strategically bombing the Nazi out of Nazi Germany, they left a couple thousand long-term bombs behind, just in case those old feelings came creeping … Continue reading Allies play ‘long game’ strategy in Germany
The new law would also ban such animal brothels and the training of animals for sex with humans. It terrifies us so much that words like “animal brothels” have to exist for a reason, because, you know, we can’t stop shuddering.
Slices of a boar that went buck-wild in a Hoehr-Grenzhausen butcher shop are up for sale. The boar pushed through the door of the shop, scared away a customer and inflicted 5000 Euros-worth of damage before having the bad form to bleed all over the floor. As if that weren’t enough, Munich’s train station had … Continue reading Boars, thrills in Germany
Sixty-three years ago, Berlin fell. It was the end of World War II (also known as the War That Was Greater Than the Great War). The evil dictator Adolf Hitler was dead and the world was a happier place, free from ever going to war again. However, that may not be the end of it … Continue reading Germany will rise again
