Welcome back, everyone. Hope both of you had a great Thanksgiving. I can’t speak for the rest of The Guys, but as much as I enjoyed a little time to relax, I missed being able to write–so much so that my fingers are rusty. I mean that metaphorically, of course. No one’s really talking about … Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Don’t let Tiger Woods drive the golf cart
The funny thing about the saga that has become Tiger Woods, is that we keep finding ourselves surprised that he’s not the same golfer or person we saw from 1995-2008. The one who mowed down the competition, was easily the most marketable athlete on the planet and also kept his personal life extremely private. Yet, from … Continue reading Eat My Sports: Down goes Tiger
In the war against deadly selfies, New York state has taken a bold step against this threat. This week, the state banned “tiger selfies,” or selfies with a tiger. This is a trend that’s sweeping the internet now. Never head of it? You’re not alone. “I had no idea what a tiger selfie was,” said … Continue reading N.Y. doesn’t care for your ‘tiger selfie’
Is Tiger Woods going to have to choke a ####? Apparently not. Woods won his first event since his wife took a nine iron to his face and SUV. Don’t call it a comeback, but we suspect there was a waitress involved.
As reported here last week, Tiger Woods and Barack Obama will be on the cover of this month’s Golf Digest with 10 tips Obama can take from Woods. Because I never get tired of beating a dead horse, let’s take a look at what those tips would be from SG. 10. Drive the ball, not … Continue reading Eat My Sports: A Tiger earns his stripes
At SG we’re not here to tear down high profile public figures, Hollywood types or superstar athletes. We’re here to mock you when you’re at your lowest. Which is why we think it’s completely awesome that amid the biggest sand trap of his career, Tiger Woods and Barack Obama are on the cover of Golf … Continue reading Obama/Woods 2012
Golf. It’s boring, and they wear stupid clothes. These guys, for some asinine reason, find relaxation in the frustration of hitting something the size of an eye into a Dixie cup 300 yards away. Every single one of these geniuses make this sport unwatchable, save for one. Tiger Woods. And no, Bryan, not even your … Continue reading Eat My Sports: Tiger beat
Remember when it was a running joke that 2016 was the worst year ever? That was a great year compared to 2017. “Oh no, some famous people died, 2016 sucks!” It’s like 2017 heard our complaining and decided to show us what a bad year really looks like. The good news is that there’s no … Continue reading You Missed It: End of 2017 edition
There are things about our society I will never understand, such as mustaches, lattes and Civil War reenactors. But above all else, I do not understand the annual appeal of the Scripps National Spelling Bee. It’s great that it’s the one time America cares about the education of its youth, but why does anyone watch … Continue reading You Missed It: Harsh environment edition
It’s no secret that Florida is utter chaos. Any time some weird arrest happens, be it Tiger Woods or some dude riding a motorcycle with his infant, it’s happening in America’s Australia. But now a mater of the universe wants to straighten things out. He-Man is running for a seat in the Florida Senate. Miami … Continue reading Grayskull native runs for Florida Senate
