India is the Utah of Asia

If you’re a dude in India (in which case, why are you reading this blog?), and you’re wondering where all the chicks are, we found the answer. Some old guy is hogging them all.

A 66-year-old man in India has been busy. Ziona Chana has 39 wives and has fathered 94 children. Best of all, he may not be done yet. His whole family lives in a four-story building that has about 100 rooms, and the wives and daughters handle all of the household chores, while the sons do the farming.

Before you get all down on us for just not understanding other people’s cultures, the guy is Christian. And shockingly enough, the sect of Christianity he belongs to is A-OK with polygamy. He must have quite the Christmas list.