Here at SG, there are few things we don’t find humor in–recent tragedies, rape, the Boston Red Sox–and add to that list assault. Nope, assault is just not funny in the least.
In Israel, a former television star got really upset with executives who shot down his best chance for a big time comeback. He was so upset about it that he hired some thugs to rough them up. Two men and a woman ended up getting beaten up. His lawyer (notice how we’re not making jokes about a story about Jews involving the media and lawyers) of course is denying that anything like that happened.
Why are we telling you all this?
His name is Dudu Topaz. Yes, Dudu. Israel had a huge ratings getter with a first name of Dudu.
Dudu.
I’m naming my New Wave/Alternative band Dudu Topaz.