This week in America, it’s a sanity sale! All things must be blown out of proportion! That’s right: no credibility checks and no personal accountability for the entire first year of blustering!
This deal, of course, only applies to our Henry Louis Gates, Jr. arrest in Cambridge, Mass. But, the options are entirely up to you! Packages include:
- Black Rage: The arrest of Dr. Gates is an indictment of all black men everywhere!
- White Rage: It’s like white men can’t even arrest a black man on a trumped-up charge, only to release him hours later because it would never stick!
And new for today:
- Authority Rage: Criticizing Sgt. James Crowley is an indictment of all police officers everywhere!
- Anti-intellectual Rage: These arugula-eating, latte-sipping effete Ivy Leaguers refuse to fear our police (though the anonymous author claims to be one as well)!
Act now, and we’ll throw in our self-satisfaction undercoat and a handjob from the AM radio host of your choice!