It’s time to think about your career

Sup, ladies? You’re looking strong and independent, today. Good for you. What’s that? You’re not happy with the amount that you’re being paid? You think men who do the same job as you are making more? First off, you’re not supposed to be looking at other people’s paychecks, and secondly, maybe it’s time for a change.

No, we’re not talking about a career change. We’re not even talking about going out and buying a new outfit to make yourself feel better. It’s time to lose some weight. It sounds rude, but trust us on this one. Your self-confidence that society has tied to your appearance is for good reason: the thinner you are, the more you get paid, at least according to a new study.

Conversely, fat guys get paid more than their skinny male counterparts. I’ll finish the rest of this post once I polish off this box of doughnuts.

[via Brooke H.]