While it has indeed been a few days since we’ve given you an update on the War on Animals, we’d like to remind you that somewhere in the world, it’s hunting season.
But some people, like a man in Sweden, just don’t have the heart for that. Police say he caged over 13,000 wild birds, getting them off the streets and keeping them from harming humanity. Unfortunately, the cops just don’t see it that way. Those Swedo-fascists actually support the birds over the man who protected his fellow man.
Pierre Johansson, we’ll be sending you meatballs with keys inside them to your jail cell.