JAPAN HATES EARTH PEOPLE

TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP.

That’s not the sound of your greatest fantasies coming one step closer to becoming true. Think your worse nightmares instead.

A 60-year-old crazy scientist man has spent eleven years of his life creating a giant mecha beetle or, to be more specific, a giant mecha rhinoceros beetle. The “Kabutom RX-03” is an 11-meter long metal paperweight and weighs in at fifteen tons. It is controlled within the robots cockpit, but can also be controlled by remote, which is awkwardly named “Kabutom Ragio Controrea.”

This isn’t just a prop since it can move as well. It drags itself using its giant legs with help from the wheels located at the bottom of the beetle’s thorax. It can also hold up to six adults soldiers in its abdomen.

Based off of all the recent technological progress in robotics as of late and combined with this latest bit of news, I think we all know what this means: Japan has decided to become a traitor to the human race and team up with the animals. We must all band together and put a stop to this before your house is trampled over by a legion of these tanks when Japan invades America.

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