We didn’t want to know her name in the first place, but now Snooki no longer wants be referred to by her stupid nickname. Instead, she’d rather we call her by her real name, Nicole.
That’s nice, dear, and we’ll get right on that. But, before that happens, could you remind us just what you do for a living?
Is it wrong to think that Snooki (Snooky? Snoopy?) looks like a retarded chipmunk?
Is this all because she didn’t get to be dropped in the Times Square ball on New Year’s Eve?