Kermit died for your sins

The Catholic Church has officially taken a side in the War on Animals: they are against us.

Pope Benedict XVI asked that a piece of artwork depicting a frog being crucified be taken down because it is blasphemous. Oh really, Benedict (if that is your real name)? Since when is torturing the enemy not allowed in the Catholic Church?

It is this blog’s opinion that we need symbols like this to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Remember, God gave us domain over the animals, and they are trying to unseat us from that power, which surely makes them beasts of the devil. Does it not?

3 thoughts on “Kermit died for your sins”

  1. Sorry, Jan. You’re wrong. God gave us the animals to eat and wear. When they rise against us, as they are doing now, we have the obligation, nay, the duty, to put them into extinction by means of holy war.

    Come to Jesus. We have guns.

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