Kill or be killed

Hey, remember that killer whale that, of all things, killed at SeaWorld a little while back? Well, karma, as they say, is a female dog. No, seriously. I know someone who has a bitch named Karma.

At SeaWorld Orlando, an orca mysteriously died, but it wasn’t the man-killer, Tilikum. Instead, it was a 25-year-old named Kalina who was assassinated died mysteriously. We all very much more the loss off such a beast who was cut down in the prime of her slavery.

In totally random news, what’s up with FourSquare’s outage? Why won’t they explain it?