When the Germans develop new weapons, it’s usually bad for France and most of the civilized world. That’s why we hate to start out your week like this. Unfortunately, America has fallen behind in the great chainsaw race.
We may have the most technically-advanced military the world has ever seen, but Germany has the chainsaw slingshot, thanks to Joerg Sprave, who is likely a hobbyist you don’t want to cross. Sprave has built a slingshot, which looks more like a bazooka, out of wood, and it shoots chainsaw-tipped missiles.
This has to be a violation of a treaty.