Lab techs will one day undo humanity

It seems like every day science is making the world a more dangerous place by training animals to kill or something, but rarely is it because of the researcher and not the research topic.

A lab technician at Georgia Health Sciences University may not have a job much longer, because he was found in a campus locker room, passed out drunk, with his pants down. Hey, we’ve all been there. No big deal, right? How about the fact that two research monkeys were let out of their cages.

Luckily, the monkeys could not get out of the room that their cages were in, but only because science hasn’t taught them that yet.