Lay off the salad and reach for some Doritos

Hey, tubby, it’s us again. We are here to remind you that you still haven’t lost any weight since the last time we talked. It’s time to get serious, don’t you think? Sure, you’re working out more, and that’s great, but what about your diet?

Maybe your problem is that you’re eating too many fruits and vegetables and not enough healthy stuff, like Twinkies. That’s what Mark Haub thought, so he ate nothing but Twinkies, donuts, cookies, candy and more, and as far as we know, he does not have diabetes yet. After being on the diet for 10 weeks, he lost 27 lbs.

Crazy, huh? Well Haub is a nutrition professor at Kansas State University, and no one wants to take the advice of an overweight nutrition professor.