Let’s play a game

We will give you three headlines, all about the same story. Try to name each news outlet.

1. “Supreme Court to consider life in prison for juveniles”
2. “Justices to hear appeals of lifers sentenced as teens”
3. “Supreme Court to Hear Convicted Rapist’s Case”

The answers are after the jump.

And now, the answers:

1. “Supreme Court to consider life in prison for juveniles” — Reuters, one of those stuffy news agregators like the AP that basically syndicates its reports in other news outlets. They have a really slow Web site, so look for them in your newspaper!
2. “Justices to hear appeals of lifers sentenced as teens” — CNN, the Communist News Network in all her glory, pushing a liberal agenda of setting pint-sized criminals loose on America. Cops can’t shoot that low, you fools!
3. “Supreme Court to Hear Convicted Rapist’s Case” — Fox News, who once again cuts through the hogwash to get to the real meat of this case: the Supreme Court might make rape constitutional!

Thanks for playing.