You can take the vodka out of the Red Bull, but you can’t take the urge to drink mocktails out of Lindsay Lohan. The former singer/actress-turned-pseudo-lesbian-skank has turned to a diet of chain smoking and Red Bulls after a court ordered alcohol monitoring system is keeping Lohan from ingesting anything that’s got booze in it. Though it is painfully obvious that the switch to red Bull is just to get a milder form of crack.