One of the scariest things in life is knowing that you will die someday. But what’s worse is knowing that there are animals out there who will outlive you and probably your children and grandchildren. When that happens, you have to take solace in their personal tragedies.
So take heart, fellow warriors, Bibi and Poldi the giant turtles have had a falling out after 115 years, and it looks like it might be permanent. The pair have known each other all of their lives and have lived in zoos the whole time (which is why we know how old they are), but after more than a century together, the look ready to have their mid-life crises. They have attacked each other and are now being kept in separate pens in their Romanian zoo.
That ought to put a smile on your face.