MADE PAINSTAKINGLY BY ME!

We here at SG have a huge amount of respect for Samuel L. Jackson. Sure he’s been a great actor for years, but honestly, for us, Snakes On a Plane launched him into the stratosphere of untouchable, the man is a ####ing badass god. Which is why we are finding it odd that Jackson would apologize to Naomi Watts after they shot a love scene in the upcoming film Mother and Child.

Sam, you apologize for nothing. In fact, Watts should be thanking you for getting to be naked in front of you. And when people ask you what scene it is, just say it’s the one that says “badass mother ####er on it.”