Make money doing what you enjoy

Sure, India is one of the few democracies in the Eastern Hemisphere and a huge tourist destination, but did you know it is also really, really gross?

It’s not just the two-faced babies or the people walking around with weird names, no, apparently there is a huge problem with people relieving themselves, regardless of which number it is, in public. This can be quite troublesome in an environment where people are all the time.

So the town of Musiri has taken the approach of the desaparate parent of a toddler: they are paying them to use a public toilet.

“Next year, we can install urine banks so we can sell the urine to farmers,” he said.

Mmmmmm.