There are a lot of questions on this one, but the good news is that the pig is no longer at large.
A Washington State Trooper saw a 500-lb. pig escape from a minivan through a broken window. The pig proceeded to run down the sidewalk. Well, you just can’t let something like this happen, so the trooper tried a stun gun to slow it down, even corralling the beast with his vehicle, but nothing worked.
That’s when the cop shot the pig. And we are left to assume that ham was had by all that evening.
Who allows their pigs to grow to weigh 500 lbs? Who transports their morbidly-obese oinkers in a minivan? And how does such a pig get enough of a jump to clear a broken window in said minivan? How was the window even broken?
Whatever, one less menace on the streets.